curmudgeon extraordinaire says fuck off, fascists
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pouter in chief
Aw, the guy in the White House is all pouting about how SCOTUS did not allow him to suspend Habeas Corpus just yet. Predictably Alito (and Thomas) dissented and Alito pouted even harder while failing to mention some of his citations actually contradict the point of his dissent. Alito is an asshole who should never…
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wtaf??
Noem, head of the DHS, is said to be in favor of this reality show about competing for US Citizenship: Ok, so this is just ghoulish. No respectable, sane government would do something this fucked up. And the prizes. I hope this is just a list that was made up and none of these companies…
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out in the open
Yeah, that plane from Qatar is a bribe and the GOP thinks that’s just fine and if it ever came to SCOTUS, they’d just say there were no planes in 1776 so the founders could not have intended that planes would be a prohibited gift and what really is bribery anyway.
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new pope same dope
The new Pope is American but it isn’t Trump which we know because the new guy is calling himself Leo XIV and not Trump. I’m sure the White House is very disappointed in the vote. Let’s hope they continue to be disappointed in every vote everywhere. The Dope in Chief wants to spy on Greenland…
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“no” is an answer
When someone tells you no over and over, telling that person “never say never” is insulting and clueless. Dude, he said no. More than once. But we already know he can’t hear the word no if that isn’t what he wants. Only this time, he’s got a military. China’s patiently waiting for when they get…
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he swore an oath
Pressed on whether he still needs to abide by the Constitution Trump said, “I don’t know.”
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why not just declare himself world dictator?
Treating the presidency like it’s a fucking joke. It’s appalling that anyone around him thinks it’s funny (or serious) to float him being elected pope. I guess the order of invasion is now
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the useful idiot
Any day now those tariffs are going to make everyone richer! I can hardly wait. What kid needs more than two dolls anyway? Can we talk about someone so clueless they don’t know the difference between a caption and a tattoo? And how about that Biden guy rigging the economy to go bust after he…
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don’t look
Note to self: don’t bother looking at those links to a fresh new hell. I already know they will be fresh hell. There’s no point. I’ve curated a list of journalists who will read all the hellish words and let me know in fewer agonizing words how bad it is. Then I write to my…
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The danger of children with cancer
ICE is busy making us safe from four year olds with cancer. Okay, sure maybe one of them is a US citizen with family who will take care of them after their parent(s) are deported. But we all know that children with Stage 4 cancer are terrorists. I feel safer already. Do you? Fuck ICE…