new pope same dope

The new Pope is American but it isn’t Trump which we know because the new guy is calling himself Leo XIV and not Trump. I’m sure the White House is very disappointed in the vote. Let’s hope they continue to be disappointed in every vote everywhere.

The Dope in Chief wants to spy on Greenland because sure, there’s a country that has nukes and wants to annex nearby countries by force. Oh. Wait. That’s the US.

Leo XIV appears to be in the same reformist vein as his predecessor and is actually qualified for his new job. Unlike anyone in the current administration. Most head hunts start with a list of the people who are most qualified. Our dope seems to have lists that start with who is the most unqualified. I swear he’ll start reaching out the pardoned J6 participants to run whatever departments are still standing.


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