curmudgeon extraordinaire says fuck off, fascists

  • the real shortage

    That damn fool is saying Americans won’t complain about shortages caused by his tariffs. Except the little girls, I guess. They’ll complain they didn’t get their 30 dolls. The real shortage is of intellect among people who believe these monstrous ideas will improve their lives. For them, the way it works is everyone else is…

  • more hypocrisy

    A freelance journalist wrote an article about summer books. Only it turns out he used AI and most of the books did not exist. He did not check his work and I guess no one else did either. Here’s what I know: If this journalist had written a book with the power of his mind…

  • hypocrisy thy name is GOP

    GOP leaders understand they can tell any lie at all and their base not only does not care, they believe the stupidest bullshit they come up with. It’s reached a level of absurdity where even GOP adjacent folks are calling them out and, if it weren’t so tragic and the consequences so dire, their backtracking…

  • pouter in chief

    Aw, the guy in the White House is all pouting about how SCOTUS did not allow him to suspend Habeas Corpus just yet. Predictably Alito (and Thomas) dissented and Alito pouted even harder while failing to mention some of his citations actually contradict the point of his dissent. Alito is an asshole who should never…

  • wtaf??

    Noem, head of the DHS, is said to be in favor of this reality show about competing for US Citizenship: Ok, so this is just ghoulish. No respectable, sane government would do something this fucked up. And the prizes. I hope this is just a list that was made up and none of these companies…

  • out in the open

    Yeah, that plane from Qatar is a bribe and the GOP thinks that’s just fine and if it ever came to SCOTUS, they’d just say there were no planes in 1776 so the founders could not have intended that planes would be a prohibited gift and what really is bribery anyway.

  • new pope same dope

    The new Pope is American but it isn’t Trump which we know because the new guy is calling himself Leo XIV and not Trump. I’m sure the White House is very disappointed in the vote. Let’s hope they continue to be disappointed in every vote everywhere. The Dope in Chief wants to spy on Greenland…

  • “no” is an answer

    When someone tells you no over and over, telling that person “never say never” is insulting and clueless. Dude, he said no. More than once. But we already know he can’t hear the word no if that isn’t what he wants. Only this time, he’s got a military. China’s patiently waiting for when they get…

  • he swore an oath

    Pressed on whether he still needs to abide by the Constitution Trump said, “I don’t know.”


  • why not just declare himself world dictator?

    Treating the presidency like it’s a fucking joke. It’s appalling that anyone around him thinks it’s funny (or serious) to float him being elected pope. I guess the order of invasion is now