curmudgeon extraordinaire says fuck off, fascists

  • afraid to make a purchase?

    Nowadays it seems like every time I purchase something I am flooded with emails asking me to review the purchase please please did i like it please tell us and oh hey, buy more of this product. STOP IT.

  • HP

    For decades I was a loyal repeat customer of HP printers. My printing needs require a fast laser jet, no color needed, capable of holding an entire ream of paper. Such a printer typically cost me about $1200 dollars. It was worth it to get a product that rarely, if ever, broke down and that…

  • i learned a new word the other day

    That word is “greyrock” as in “How to greyrock Facebook.” I had no idea there was a word for what I have been doing for years. Basically, you reduce your FB presence to the absolute minimum and never click on anything shoved into your timeline. Review privacy settings often and lock them down. Never ever…

  • what if a billionaire gets sick?

    When the US science is sufficiently ruined and the world’s leader in medical breakthroughs has shut down the breakthrough pipeline, seems like you have to ask, what happens when a billionaire gets sick, develops a disease, or needs surgery? We know they don’t care if the rest of us suffer or die, but one day,…

  • To Catch A Criminal

    I watched this on Netflix today. It was pretty good up to the point where the main protagonists caught up with the criminal. At that point it crashed and burned really really hard and not only did I hate all the characters, I also hated the writers, the director, and the actors who phoned it…

  • every day is a fresh hell

    When I was a child, my parents said I had to go to church until I was 12. After that it would be my decision. I was baptized and I had to go to Sunday school. I learned a lot in Sunday school and it shaped the rest of my life. The major takeaway was…

  • psa

    I am taking a brief break from complaining about shit to remind everyone who got their measles vaccine in the 1960-1970s-ish period that they may not actually be protected against measles. The vaccine used in that time may not have conferred full protection. Therefore, you should ask your doctor to confirm that you have immunity.…

  • attack of the commas

    Look, I’m all for the Oxford comma, but what the actual fuck is this dictation nonsense with random commas inserted everywhere? What’s the point of dictating a response only to have to spend more time editing than dictating? I might as well just type the damn response. Jesus. Dear Tech companies: Actually, you DO need…

  • Geniuses

    The geniuses at DOGE left their database unsecured. So, what do you think is happening to US government databases?

  • boondoggle

    So Tesla has a $400 million contract to sell armored Cybertrucks to the US Military. A vehicle that everyone knows does not work and has been famously photographed stuck in mud, sand, and otherwise not fit for its purpose. Apparently the person behind the our puppet president defines “waste” as anything that helps people who…