Imagination vs. Reality

Imagination

Various scenes of Super Heros lounging around in their disparate homes. Goofing off really. Some housework, some gardening, walking the dog, reading a book even. Having a beer and watching the game. Just a normal day.

In one of the homes, a phone rings.

SUPER HERO 1

Disaster is threatening our very existence? Wow.

Hangs up phone. Thinks a minute. Calls someone

SUPER HERO 2

Dude. Say what? You can fly, am I right? And I have this laser vision. Let’s fucking do something!

Phones start ringing in all the homes. Super Heros save the day.

Reality

Various scenes of billionaires lounging around in their enormous homes, yachts, or private planes. in the background are news reports of terrible things happening.

BILLIONAIRE 1 (On phone)

What? Disaster is threatening our very existence? Bro. Not mine. While I have you on the phone, go fire everyone who said the word union.

Hangs up.

BILLIONAIRE 2 (to personal admin)

Send a billion to the Senator through the PAC. He kept his word. I’ll keep mine.


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