What The Fuck, Owls?

Outside my bedroom window when I’m trying to sleep and hooting like there’s no tomorrow. Despite all the noise, they are silent winged killers, sneaky AF. They drop in like taloned party-poopers on the rodent population. Some rat or gopher looking to wreak havoc and some owl comes along blowing up the fun times. And, I will add, the same damn color as fog so if they are out and about early on a foggy morning, you might miss the opportunity to see one of these magnificent birds.