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|Elvis||11/1/2001||Confirmed||Arcadia, New York. Eating left-over halloween candy.|
|Loch Ness Monster||10/15/2001||Suspect||Lake Erie. Slowly swimming. Empty beer cans found at sighting area.|
|Yeti||11/7/2001||Probable||Jenner, CA. Singing "Wait A Minute Mr. Postman" at Karaoke bar.|
Burger King drive-thru lane. Said to have purchased Double Whopper, Cherry freeze, large fries. No onion rings.
Pulling weeds in residential garden. Would be discounted but for several spangles trapped in dandylion roots.
Monterey Bay Aquarium gift shop, holding plastic shark and two Snickers bars.
K-Mart, aisle 7.
Buying red cowboy boots.
Downtown area. In heated conversation with unidentified accordionist.
7-11 at Main and Putman. Seen leaving with Big Gulp and strawberry yogurt at 3:27 a.m.
|3/30/2000||Confirmed||Pompano Beach, Florida
Shell Station - self-serve, pumped gas, did not request receipt.
About 6am, GMT. Floating near cruise liner.
|5/1/2001||Suspect||Lake Barryessa, California
Wearing Dancing Paul T-Shirt. Since when does Nessie have internet access?
|2/4/2000||Suspect||Andaman Sea, off the coast of Thailand
May have been a plastic inflatable beach toy.
|11/24/1999||Confirmed||Santa Rosa, California
Municipal Pool. Seen doing the breast stroke.
|9/30/2001||Suspect||Des Moines, Iowa
Waving at Corn-Cam.
|6/6/2000||Confirmed||Marin County, California
Muir Woods. Eating sushi (inari, ebi and California roll.)
|12/15/1999||Probable||Humbolt County, California
Running through woods, wearing Teva Sport Sandals.
|12/15/1999||Confirmed||Lhasa Apso, Nepal
Snowboarding. Wearing green North Face backpack.
|Right Now||Confirmed||Wherever you Live
Don't move a muscle. That only makes them mad.
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