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F e a t u r e ö Carrots - the Danger Vegetable

by Raj V. Speckles
August 2000

Orange. Frequently seen topless. Disgustingly soft when cooked. Mealy texture. Taste terrible.

As if the basic carrot characteristics aren't hideous enough, now there's baby carrots, peeled. Topless and naked. If that isn't reason enough to ban this beta-caratenoid vegetable forever, consider this: They grow in dirt. Need I say more?

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