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CO: Jasper, this is such an honor. I'm thrilled to be here with you today.
J: Mm. (Yawn) If you say so.
CO: So, Jasper---
J: My friends call me Jazz or Jazzman. But you can call me Jasper.
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CO: Thank you. What an honor. So, just so our readers know, you're not Siamese, is that right?
J: I'm Tonkinese, actually. Champagne and mink, if anyone's interested. How much longer will this take? I'm getting tired.
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CO: I hear you recently---
J: Really, really tired.
CO: Well, I think everyone would like to know about---
J: [No response, Ed.]
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